Rook Rook

Rook’s GROCERY LIST 1

Grocery list -

  • potatoes

  • jalapeños 

  • Apples

  • Bannaners

  • Berries (any variety)

  • Wheat thins

  • Block of cheese, Gouda?

  • Almond milk 

  • Nutmeg 

  • Fish

  • Sandwich stuff 

  • Cliff bar 

Grocery list

  • potatoes
  • jalapeños 
  • Apples
  • Bannaners
  • Berries (any variety)
  • Wheat thins
  • Block of cheese, Gouda?
  • Almond milk 
  • Nutmeg 
  • Fish
  • Sandwich stuff 
  • Cliff bar 
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Spaceman Spaceman

Spaceman slog, ed. 1: the Smog

This week alone, 4 victims of the SMOG have been found shot in their homes. It’s unclear if gun violence is in play, but all signs currently point to the SMOG. 

This week alone, 4 victims of the SMOG have been found shot in their homes. It’s unclear if gun violence is in play, but all signs currently point to the SMOG. 
So the question is: What is the SMOG and where did the SMOG come from?
In 2011 former Vice-President Bush ordered a new weather to be created. He tasked the best and most brilliant weathermen and weatherwomen and weatherthems to make the weather… HOTTER. By doing this they would fry all cameras in the immediate tropical area to shield him from any crimes he may have been commiting at the time. The experiment proved unsuccessful. Instead the SMOG was created in a lab and released below the James River. Within 3 hours the entire river was overtaken by what we now know as SMOG. 
For years the SMOG has plagued Richmond and the surrounding counties causing serious injuries, including the alleged four deaths mentioned earlier. Symptoms of SMOG Sickness include: temporary blindness, loss of vision, lack of eyesight, ocular impairment, difficulty seeing roadsigns, and plenty more non-eye-related ailments. 
You too could be a victim of Cheney’s SMOG. If you or a loved one has been impacted by the SMOG, it’s too late. Turn yourself in and pray to your god.
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